NO CHANCE OF COPYRIGHT THEFT

This piece of text comes, from all places, the side of a plastic bag. Clearly intent on providing its holder with a feeling of Britain, the text (which is repeated at least ten times word-for-word) is terrible.
It reads : "Sight - Seeing. The former England Captain , who joined PSG in January on a five monthceal , was introduced asan 83 rd-minute supstitiqte for PSG perfore peing given his mavching orders for a lunging chall enge on yousse f Adnane."
I know my typing can often by poor but that's repeated word-for-word, as you can see in the image.
Clearly there will be no claims for plagiarism; no one would want to own up to such a terrible piece of writing.