MORE RECRUITMENT GIGGLES

'Dear Sir, I wish to apply for the position of Duputy Editor'.

Ummm, don't you think you should have used a spell-checker on your email?
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I interviewed one person today for a sales position, and on the appraisal form I wrote 'Had phone on during interview, didn't smile much but had a nice handbag'. Do you think I am asking too much? Needless to say he hasn't been recruited.